if i ever get accused of murder, i will have a legitimate alibi
“i was blogging. check the timestamps on stuff.”
but what if you were just blogging while murdering?
and risk blood getting on my computer? no thank you.
wasn’t expecting this
but arent you glad it hapened
its ears ITS EARS ITS EARS ITS EARS
floomph
oh my god
This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen on tumblr. omg
if i ever get accused of murder, i will have a legitimate alibi
“i was blogging. check the timestamps on stuff.”
but what if you were just blogging while murdering?
and risk blood getting on my computer? no thank you.
how do mermaids have babies
do you think the people who play teletubbies feel horny on set sometimes
why didn’t tarzan have a beard
how many things are there
why didn’t aladdin have nipples
If FE = Iron….does that mean Female= Ironman?
Ellen: Do you know the sex of the child?
Tina: We decided we are going to wait. We’re going to find out…never.
Ellen: Ok.
Tina: Not even after it’s born.
Ellen: Not even after it’s born?
Tina: I’m just going to see what it chooses to wear to prom.
Ellen: Give it time to figure it out. Good for you.
All the awards.
i read that as lions
remember who you are
xrdj:
I’m sure that Mrs. Hudson’s husband committed a great number of crimes in order to get sentenced to death. From the way she flinches when Sherlock slams his hands on the table, I’d say it’s safe to bet that one of his many crimes was spousal abuse.
That would certainly account for why Sherlock ensured his execution.
And why Sherlock got so enraged when he saw that she had been hurt
And why she acted as if she were perfectly fine when she was hurt.